The dress of my dreams has been designed!! I'm only a little bitter for not having designed it myself. No more corsets or girdles or other unattractive/uncomfortable contraptions that suck in the gut. This dress takes an inch and a half off the waist! No lumps or bumps...a smooth finish to a beautifully disguised silhouette. More here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1242488/Little-black-dress-pinches-inches.html
In the immortal words of Lance's wife, "Ah won't thayat!"