Tuesday, February 2, 2010


Last Friday I shopped for an event I styled this evening. The budget was microscopic. But the client was clear that they needed white headphones on these people and seeing as those things cost <$90, I ended up doing the next best(?) thing. I went to Chinatown and bought some for $10 AND spray painted them white over the weekend. I can't believe I ever huffed that stuff as a teen. What an idiot! My home still smells funky and my face still hurts. ****If you ever need to spray paint anything plastic, do not get conned into buying special spray paint that bonds to plastic. It does not bond and leaves a disgusting finish. In fact it leaves residue everywhere and its super sticky.***Luckily I was able to sweet talk everyone into wearing them but still beware...
*I have to wait to retrieve photos of the people I dressed from the press photographer. You know how that goes. I'll be lucky if I get them at all.*
Anyways, there were some interesting folks at the event tonight:
Nick Cannon-all I could keep replaying in my head was "Leave me & mah new daddy alone!" from Chappelle's Show....ah pure comic gold.
Kim Stolz-quite possibly one of the hottest America's Next Top Model contestants ever
Quest Crew-I've worked with these guys several times before they hit fame on ABDC and its so great to see them reaching such great heights
Sway-I have dreams where he lets down his dreads for me (;
Usher-he performed...IN HAREM PANTS. He looked like a cheap MC Hammer imitation.
Pete Wentz-he got fat...and stupider.
DJ Cassidy spinned tonight and his demands were: apple juice, skittles, nerds and airheads. That man's teeth are going to rot out.
There were some cast member of the Real World/Road Rules and the Hills and some other people I don't really care to remember.
Last but not least there was the cast of Jersey Shore. I got asked to stick around and be one of the photographers to shoot folks with the cast. Of course I jumped at the chance! I was finally going to have a moment with my crush The Situation! He ended up being late but that's okay. PaulyD ended up pointing his beady little eyes at mines and I think my feelings have now shifted. Hahahahaha. The girls are pretty terrible. JWoww has no business being a bitch....her fatass couldn't even zip her dress all the way up AND it was ripping. NOT ATTRACTIVE. Noticeably missing was Snooki's Bump-It. What night w/ the Jersey Shore cast would be complete without a fight? 2 grown women got in a huge brawl--hair pulling and drink throwing, with a boyfriend (who was SO angry his eyes were actually crossed) getting escorted out...these people were executives...classy ones.


  1. Whoa, sounds like a good day. Did everybody look the same in person?

  2. PaulyD's eyes were way beadier and JWoww is kinda fat. Snooki is a lot shorter than I imagined and Mike is actually pretty white.

  3. You were right...this did not disappoint in ANY way! I'm surprised that Usher wore those pants. Surprised and amused. My favorite line was about Sway. I didn't realize you had taken a liking to him!
    On another note...this is the first picture I've ever seen of your apartment. I'm diggin' the hardwood. I wanna see more pics!
    And finally, please tell me you did not look directly into Pauly D's eyes! He's a complete guido! And you didn't even mention Sammy and Ronnie!