Last Friday I shopped for an event I styled this evening. The budget was microscopic. But the client was clear that they needed white headphones on these people and seeing as those things cost <$90, I ended up doing the next best(?) thing. I went to Chinatown and bought some for $10 AND spray painted them white over the weekend. I can't believe I ever huffed that stuff as a teen. What an idiot! My home still smells funky and my face still hurts. ****If you ever need to spray paint anything plastic, do not get conned into buying special spray paint that bonds to plastic. It does not bond and leaves a disgusting finish. In fact it leaves residue everywhere and its super sticky.***Luckily I was able to sweet talk everyone into wearing them but still beware...
*I have to wait to retrieve photos of the people I dressed from the press photographer. You know how that goes. I'll be lucky if I get them at all.*
Anyways, there were some interesting folks at the event tonight:
Nick Cannon-all I could keep replaying in my head was "Leave me & mah new daddy alone!" from Chappelle's Show....ah pure comic gold.
Kim Stolz-quite possibly one of the hottest America's Next Top Model contestants ever
Quest Crew-I've worked with these guys several times before they hit fame on ABDC and its so great to see them reaching such great heights
Sway-I have dreams where he lets down his dreads for me (;
Usher-he performed...IN HAREM PANTS. He looked like a cheap MC Hammer imitation.
Pete Wentz-he got fat...and stupider.
DJ Cassidy spinned tonight and his demands were: apple juice, skittles, nerds and airheads. That man's teeth are going to rot out.
There were some cast member of the Real World/Road Rules and the Hills and some other people I don't really care to remember.
Last but not least there was the cast of Jersey Shore. I got asked to stick around and be one of the photographers to shoot folks with the cast. Of course I jumped at the chance! I was finally going to have a moment with my crush The Situation! He ended up being late but that's okay. PaulyD ended up pointing his beady little eyes at mines and I think my feelings have now shifted. Hahahahaha. The girls are pretty terrible. JWoww has no business being a bitch....her fatass couldn't even zip her dress all the way up AND it was ripping. NOT ATTRACTIVE. Noticeably missing was Snooki's Bump-It. What night w/ the Jersey Shore cast would be complete without a fight? 2 grown women got in a huge brawl--hair pulling and drink throwing, with a boyfriend (who was SO angry his eyes were actually crossed) getting escorted out...these people were executives...classy ones.